Category Funny

This Sunday: No Pants Metro Ride 2015

It’s about time for my favorite, and probably only acceptable, event on the subway that involves a partial state of undress: the No Pants Metro Ride! Hundreds of panty-clad Angelenos will be taking over the rail lines this Sunday for LA’s annual No Pants Metro Ride.  The ride begins at several different stations throughout the […]

Car Free Day, totally eating it on the escalator, and other Monday night musings

Thanks to Katya Duft at the Tales from the Bus blog, I’m learning that today was Car-Free Day.  Boy, am I a little late to the game! Of course, I celebrated without even realizing the occasion, but every day is a car-free day for me.  I wonder if word got around, and if others got […]

Army of Smells

I’ve been getting migraine headaches for over 20 years, and man do they suck.  For me, strong scents will trigger and exacerbate them.  I felt one beginning to creep up this afternoon.  I cut out of work early to seal myself in a dark room with some medicine. Before today, I never noticed each individual […]

Excuse me ma’am…

…can you point me towards the smoke shop?

There are few things more horrifying to a metro rider…

…than sitting on a bus seat and realizing it is damp. I’m going to go bathe in bleach now.

Gold Blob

I don’t know what you are, gold blob on the sidewalk, and I think it’s best we keep it that way. I do know that you do a good job at catching newspapers in your sticky grasp.

Couch Adventures

Today I had a very unusual day–I didn’t leave my apartment at all. I did some serious spring cleaning.  I did some serious Netflix watching too.  I just got into House of Cards.  I think I want to be Claire Underwood. The biggest adventure of the day is the delicious Mediterranean restaurant that delivers in […]