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An Open Letter to the Person Who Poops Outside My Apartment

Let me start off by saying this: I understand that if you’re pooping on the sidewalk outside my apartment every morning, you’ve probably got bigger problems than I.  Shoot, here I am complaining about my favorite flats nearly landing right in your creation.  But come on, dude.  Right in the middle of the sidewalk?  There […]